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ArdentAngler
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And for those wondering, yes all true, and I am on good grounds with a majority of constabularies. After being pulled over and uttering the most ridiculous nonsense, they become fond of those encounters. Some veterans would pull me over just to see the rookie’s reactions. Now it has become a rarity, sucks getting old. I occasionally see these guys at our local Dunkin and still joke with them. Awesome people, wouldn’t want their job though. Even those chats have led to some pretty crazy stories, but I’ll leave those out.
Actual encounters I’ve had, unfortunately verbatim. Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over” Me “You were lonely and wanted to chat?” Officer: you were swerving, violently. Me: I was trying to get your attention, I thought you had dosed off. It would look bad for you if such reckless behavior wasn’t noticed, I’ll tell sergeant (x) you were doing a good job. Other time Me: I saw a squirrel and got excited, you know officer I break for squirrels as they are my spirit animal. Ya know I once saw a bigfoot here, big hairy bastard had legs like my aunt. (Cop actually broke into tears laughing at me, told me just go on my way) Officer:Your lights weren’t on. Your dash says Pussycat, that’s cute. (My dash was covered with a rug and in pink cursive the word “Pussycat” was embroidered in large effeminate print) Me: Yeah I stole the car from a little old lady, sweet ride eh? I sometimes forget I have night vision, There they are on now (I have since sold this car by the way) Officer: You haven’t been drinking have you Me: Been nursing this coffee awful hard Officer: I mean intoxicating beverages Me: what my girlfriend I and do in the bedroom is none of your business, how dare you! Officer: What, no! Alcohol, have you been drinking!? (Starting to get flustered) Me: Oh, no. You should have lead with that. Officer: Do you know how fast you were going? Me: Not fast enough, you were behind me the whole time. You know tailgating is illegal right? Geez those new Dodge Chargers you got are quick! (Whether mortified or astonished by my honesty he let me go) Sorry Chris, just want to set the record straight if at all possible. Though I may be labeled a bit crazier than Martin now? Any thoughts on a follow up lure continuing with the Viking theme? You have so much potential with this lure and a set would be magnificent! Not gonna lie, a set opens up Nicho to create a unique chapter for each and I need to hear more. On the edge of my seat with those cliffhangers. If you do make sure I get one. |
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Nicho
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Nichos Maulers Homemade timber lures....THEY CATCH FISH!
YA DONT KNOW...IF YA DONT GO...SO GET OUT THERE AND... FISH IT |
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ArdentAngler
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Nicho- engaging as ever, the great battle of the Tin Ram vs the Korean Irish impaler begins. A story of blood, glory, and goats!
(We will stand out like a "pretty goat" at a "wet market" one replied!) Bet Mick enjoyed reading that line. Chris- certainly learning a lot about you and your heritage. I thought that you were Tairish mate, my bad. Gotta say haggis stuffed with kimchi might be the new food trend? Actually might give it a try in the near future. I call dibs on coinage of this novel dish. No one ever thought turducken would be a thing. Have you finished the Viking lure yet? |
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horrorhead
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I am overwhelmed by how overwhelmed I am about this post. I think I’ll sit back and take it all in- might need a few beers though
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Martin-
you don't havta be pretty to fish |
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rodsncods
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overwhelming martin . . . mick
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BEER IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!!!
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Nicho
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There's a verse in that Mick :)
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ArdentAngler
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Nicho- Don’t know whether we should be ashamed or proud of frazzling Tin Ram?
Reminds me of the time Chris the Impaler and Tin Ram were touring with KISS; As the story goes Martin lost his feces when Chris taped over his lamb chop special with Friday nights Jeopardy episode. In some atavistic rage Martin tore apart a holiday inn room screaming the words to “the song that never ends.” Chris, a notorious prankster continued these gags until being thrown out for biting the head off a cat…Which Ozzy mimicked years later. The rampaging and trashing of hotel rooms became a staple in metal from there on. Guess this added to the edginess and popularity of the band according to the VH1 behind the music episode? Another fun fact: Martin invented the “sign of the horns” and showed it to Ronnie James Dio, who has since took the credit. Everyone knows know that Chris the impaler was Vinny Vincent, guess that was obvious and ancient history now? But which member of Kiss is Martin? I’ll leave that a mystery…Ah yes the 80’s where Tin Ram was in Twisted Sister and Chris went on to moonwalk out of that scene. Nicho- think I served another ball in your court sir, have at it! |
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puglee62
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Vinny Vincent?,yes thanks Charles that was me
our Viking is finished ,he even swims i an happy to say ,not that he is likely to be fished |
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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p.j.
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Awesome Chris simply just awesome
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P.J. LURES
SO SMOKING HOT EVEN CUSTOM DOGS LIKE THEM |
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rodsncods
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. . . .mick
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ArdentAngler
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Thought you would get a kick out of that Chris. That is a stunner and very mysterious lure you got there. All in all you did a smashing job turning that blank into something from left field. Supreme imagination and skill, cannot wait for the next one.
Think you should fish it at least once? Losing that Viking to Valhalla would send anyone in fit of depression though. Love the etching, what did you use to embellish the metal? |
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p.j.
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Looking at it again I have to say
Like the Scales on the bib
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P.J. LURES
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edzard
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Awesome Chris👍 Love to see a Greeny hanging of it😁😁👍
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Nicho
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very special lure mate well done
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Nichos Maulers Homemade timber lures....THEY CATCH FISH!
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Well done Chris. Bloody cracker.
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Dan
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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Nicho
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Martin..horrorhead..GENE call him what you will
Called in to my shed for a visit wearing a strange outfit which confirms his heritage.
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ArdentAngler
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Nicho, that is solid gold! You got unequivocal evidence there that all those tales are true. There is without a doubt a striking resemblance between him and that lure to boot.
Gotta love Tin Rams sense of humor, hilarious. That's one for the scrapbook! All you need is a photobobm by Chris the Impaler with a set of bag pipes. |
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I will see what can be arranged re: bagpipes and yes there is a resemblance, hence the inspiration for tall tales after first seeing chris's amazing lure. lets see what unfolds |
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ArdentAngler
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Nicho- Well with so many legends surrounding him it is hard to distinguish the fact from the fiction. Props to you if you get them both in a picture dressed in their pillaging attire. Bags pipes are a must.
Tin Ram is the living embodiment of "The Jimmer" Negamanee from Menominee. Watch the film "Escanaba in da moonlight" and you will know what I'm talking about. Honestly couldn't pay him a higher compliment. Where's Chris the Impaler?? I hope he has started working on that Korean Irish Viking lure. Cannot wait for the continuation of this! |
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