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Originally posted by puglee62 puglee62 wrote:

Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

I can see Martin Horror head now, standing at the front of his Viking vessel,
stroking the hand carved fugly lure that adorned the bow of his majestic ship
as they entered the bay to Britain.
His sword raised above his head, he ordered his fellow Pagens to row, and row hard to shore.
The battle of Hastings may of just ended! but rumour had it that the new
KING, "William the Conqueror" had a large collection of lures stashed in an unguarded Monestry which had now come into site through the thick mist.
Horror head was frothing at the mouth with anticipation.
There may be more "FUGLYS" in there than any man has laid eyes on! he claimed.
ROW men ROW! he screamed in a chilling almost delirious voice, his big hand stroking the figurehead of the now fast moving vessel.

                           to be continued.










bloody awesome mate ,the story unfolded like a movie in my head while i read thatClapClapClapClapLOL




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[QUOTE=Nicho] I can see Martin Horror head now, standing at the front of his Viking vessel,
stroking the hand carved fugly lure that adorned the bow of his majestic ship
as they entered the bay to Britain.
His sword raised above his head, he ordered his fellow Pagens to row, and row hard to shore.
The battle of Hastings may of just ended! but rumour had it that the new
KING, "William the Conqueror" had a large collection of lures stashed in an unguarded Monestry which had now come into site through the thick mist.
Horror head was frothing at the mouth with anticipation.
There may be more "FUGLYS" in there than any man has laid eyes on! he claimed.
ROW men ROW! he screamed in a chilling almost delirious voice, his big hand stroking the figurehead of the now fast moving vessel.

                           to be continued.


           His army of men watched in disbelief,
        as Marty feverishly polished his figurehead!
    Would this be just another anti climax!? they wondered?
      In the distance, the sheppards could be seen,
        frantically rounding up their flocks.
     The BAAHS came echoing back from the cliffs,
   as the goats noisily huddled together in large groups
             their sphincters tightly clenched.
          The Pagens rowed harder than ever before
          in anticipation of the spoils to be had

          The vessel hit shore with great momentum,
       Horrorhead was catapulted from the bow of his boat
     with such force, that he broke his figurehead in 3 places!
           at first there was complete silence,
           then A loud sigh of relief was heard
           coming from the direction of the goats.

                         



                      to be continued

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Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

[QUOTE=Nicho] I can see Martin Horror head now, standing at the front of his Viking vessel,
stroking the hand carved fugly lure that adorned the bow of his majestic ship
as they entered the bay to Britain.
His sword raised above his head, he ordered his fellow Pagens to row, and row hard to shore.
The battle of Hastings may of just ended! but rumour had it that the new
KING, "William the Conqueror" had a large collection of lures stashed in an unguarded Monestry which had now come into site through the thick mist.
Horror head was frothing at the mouth with anticipation.
There may be more "FUGLYS" in there than any man has laid eyes on! he claimed.
ROW men ROW! he screamed in a chilling almost delirious voice, his big hand stroking the figurehead of the now fast moving vessel.

                           to be continued.


           His army of men watched in disbelief,
        as Marty feverishly polished his figurehead!
    Would this be just another anti climax!? they wondered?
      In the distance, the sheppards could be seen,
        frantically rounding up their flocks.
     The BAAHS came echoing back from the cliffs,
   as the goats noisily huddled together in large groups
             their sphincters tightly clenched.
          The Pagens rowed harder than ever before
          in anticipation of the spoils to be had

          The vessel hit shore with great momentum,
       Horrorhead was catapulted from the bow of his boat
     with such force, that he broke his figurehead in 3 places!
           at first there was complete silence,
           then A loud sigh of relief was heard
           coming from the direction of the goats.

                         



                      to be continued

this is wrong on soooooo many levels. martin stroking too many things, sphincters tightly clenched, goats, I don't think i'll read the up coming verses ………………………..not . . . .mick
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Nicho- you made my evening reading that. Well done sir, cannot wait to read the next passage in this horror show. It truly conjures up a phantasmagoria of Viking lore and immerses you in that world. One could vividly imagine the feverish look upon his countenance when the lure shattered!

As for the sheep well..that old Viking adage "the land of the Vikings, where the men are men and the goats be scared."

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Coming from the part off the world where the Vikings lived 


WHAT CAN I SAY ConfusedShockedLOLLOLLOL
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Bha ha ha ha. 
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Originally posted by rodsncods rodsncods wrote:

Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

[QUOTE=Nicho] I can see Martin Horror head now, standing at the front of his Viking vessel,
stroking the hand carved fugly lure that adorned the bow of his majestic ship
as they entered the bay to Britain.
His sword raised above his head, he ordered his fellow Pagens to row, and row hard to shore.
The battle of Hastings may of just ended! but rumour had it that the new
KING, "William the Conqueror" had a large collection of lures stashed in an unguarded Monestry which had now come into site through the thick mist.
Horror head was frothing at the mouth with anticipation.
There may be more "FUGLYS" in there than any man has laid eyes on! he claimed.
ROW men ROW! he screamed in a chilling almost delirious voice, his big hand stroking the figurehead of the now fast moving vessel.

                           to be continued.


           His army of men watched in disbelief,
        as Marty feverishly polished his figurehead!
    Would this be just another anti climax!? they wondered?
      In the distance, the sheppards could be seen,
        frantically rounding up their flocks.
     The BAAHS came echoing back from the cliffs,
   as the goats noisily huddled together in large groups
             their sphincters tightly clenched.
          The Pagens rowed harder than ever before
          in anticipation of the spoils to be had

          The vessel hit shore with great momentum,
       Horrorhead was catapulted from the bow of his boat
     with such force, that he broke his figurehead in 3 places!
           at first there was complete silence,
           then A loud sigh of relief was heard
           coming from the direction of the goats.

                         



                      to be continued


    Horrorhead lay deathly still on the shore, tears welling in his eyes.
    His men sat still, oars in hand, waiting for a sign of life.
    Up on the cliffs, the sheppards watched down in bewilderment.
The goats stood still, other than the nervous twitching of their sphincters                    
                    there was no movement at all.
               A deftly silence had fallen over the bay.

   Horrorhead slowly regained his composure and gingerly rose to his feet.
          he winced as he adjusted his figurehead as best as he could,
                    he raised his sword above his head.

                  A "ROAR" of excitement came from his men.
      The goats gasped, holding their hoofs to their mouths in fear.
                 The sheppards fled the surrounding hills,
            and the monks headed back inside the monastery to
              slip into something a little more comfortable.

   
                             TO BE CONTINUED










































































































































































































































                                                                                              

                            
    










this is wrong on soooooo many levels. martin stroking too many things, sphincters tightly clenched, goats, I don't think i'll read the up coming verses ………………………..not . . . .mick
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Originally posted by p.j. p.j. wrote:

Coming from the part off the world where the Vikings lived 


<font size="7">WHAT CAN I SAY ConfusedShockedLOLLOLLOL


not much really
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Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

Originally posted by p.j. p.j. wrote:

Coming from the part off the world where the Vikings lived 


<font size="7">WHAT CAN I SAY ConfusedShockedLOLLOLLOL


not much really
Per do you like goats?LOLWink,dont worry mate Martins ancestors were Scottish Wink 
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Chris- Korean Irish to be exact
I think the film and show Highlander was based on Martin's life as well?
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Chris- Korean Irish to be exact
I think the film and show Highlander was based on Martin's life as well?

I'm not that oldLOL. But Chris and myself are descendants of the Picts (highlanders) - McDonalds. But my once red beard does indicate an ancestorial dalliance with a Norseman.


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Originally posted by horrorhead horrorhead wrote:

Originally posted by ArdentAngler ArdentAngler wrote:

Chris- Korean Irish to be exact
I think the film and show Highlander was based on Martin's life as well?

I'm not that oldLOL. But Chris and myself are descendants of the Picts (highlanders) - McDonalds. But my once red beard does indicate an ancestorial dalliance with a Norseman.


yeah i am a scot Martin but not related to picts and i do have Viking blood via the Normans And Norwegians (most Sinclairs do) .Maybe i should'nt have mentioned that,no i have no interest in any kind of beastiality whatsoever this is purely Nicho's fantasy!LOL.(i hopeWink)
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bit more done on My Norseman he's seen some battle


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Martin- I thought Sean Connery's portrayal of you was great, and Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez was only 2,437 years old in the film? Sheesh, you make him sound ancient, haha...and what about the Korean dalliance???
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Originally posted by ArdentAngler ArdentAngler wrote:

Martin- I thought Sean Connery's portrayal of you was great, and Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez was only 2,437 years old in the film? Sheesh, you make him sound ancient, haha...and what about the Korean dalliance???
LOLLOLLOLLOL,Korean Irish is certainly an interesting blend  Charles,pretty coolThumbs Up

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Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

Originally posted by rodsncods rodsncods wrote:

Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

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PAGE 1
I can see Martin Horror head now, standing at the front of his Viking vessel,
stroking the hand carved fugly lure that adorned the bow of his majestic ship
as they entered the bay to Britain.
His sword raised above his head, he ordered his fellow Pagens to row, and row hard to shore.
The battle of Hastings may of just ended! but rumour had it that the new
KING, "William the Conqueror" had a large collection of lures stashed in an unguarded Monestry which had now come into site through the thick mist.
Horror head was frothing at the mouth with anticipation.
There may be more "FUGLYS" in there than any man has laid eyes on! he claimed.
ROW men ROW! he screamed in a chilling almost delirious voice, his big hand stroking the figurehead of the now fast moving vessel.

                           to be continued.


PAGE 2    His army of men watched in disbelief,
        as Marty feverishly polished his figurehead!
    Would this be just another anti climax!? they wondered?
      In the distance, the sheppards could be seen,
        frantically rounding up their flocks.
     The BAAHS came echoing back from the cliffs,
   as the goats noisily huddled together in large groups
             their sphincters tightly clenched.
          The Pagens rowed harder than ever before
          in anticipation of the spoils to be had

          The vessel hit shore with great momentum,
       Horrorhead was catapulted from the bow of his boat
     with such force, that he broke his figurehead in 3 places!
           at first there was complete silence,
           then A loud sigh of relief was heard
           coming from the direction of the goats.

                         



                      to be continued

PAGE 3
    Horrorhead lay deathly still on the shore, tears welling in his eyes.
    His men sat still, oars in hand, waiting for a sign of life.
    Up on the cliffs, the sheppards watched down in bewilderment.
The goats stood still, other than the nervous twitching of their sphincters                    
                    there was no movement at all.
               A deftly silence had fallen over the bay.

   Horrorhead slowly regained his composure and gingerly rose to his feet.
          he winced as he adjusted his figurehead as best as he could,
                    he raised his sword above his head.

                  A "ROAR" of excitement came from his men.
      The goats gasped, holding their hoofs to their mouths in fear.
                 The sheppards fled the surrounding hills,
            and the monks headed back inside the monastery to
              slip into something a little more comfortable.

   
                             TO BE CONTINUED

PAGE 4
                        Nightfall fell quickly over the bay
                 the lanterns shone bright,the flames flickering,
               seductively casting shadows on the monestary walls.
             Horrorhead and his men made their way up the cliff face,
                          taking advantage of the darkness,
                      they planned their attack, as they went.
                     The goats silently moved along the track,
                        walking backwards just to be safe!
                  All the time, keeping their eyes firmly fixed
                         on the approaching Vikings.

               Horrorhead raised his hand to signal his men to halt.
           "Did anyone hear that"!? he whispered with a quivering voice.
                   Hear what? whispered one of his men.
          The panic could be heard in Horrorheads quivering voice
           as he answered, Im sure I heard someone speaking Korean?
                     with a Scottish bloody accent!
        Surely not!!!!! Cried HORRORHEAD!!! How could this be!!!!!!!????

       IN the distance, high on the ridge, a formidable figure could be seen.
                    The bag pipes played loudly,
           it was Sinclair himself, belting out a few tunes on the bags!
                 The goats promptly turned around in a trance,
                   and headed up the cliff at a canter!

               Horrorhead slammed his hand to the ground,
                     this cant be happening he cried!
               last I heard "Sinclair" was back in Norway!
                           visiting the Normans!!!

                          

                           TO BE CONTINUED


                            


           







































































































































































































































                                                                                              

                            
    










this is wrong on soooooo many levels. martin stroking too many things, sphincters tightly clenched, goats, I don't think i'll read the up coming verses ………………………..not . . . .mick
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Nicho- you are having too much fun with this. I have no words, only weezing laughter.

As for the Korean aspect, in the early 2000's I worked with a guy who had a screw lose to say the least....This guy kept calling me and everyone else Chinese Irish. Long story short it stuck with me, the sheer novelty and contrasting differences in wording was madness to the senses. Personally I cannot fathom a more vexing accent of someone who blends Korean and Scottish. Poles apart from anything orthodox to the mind. Ye Gods what would that sound like?

As for Martin the immortal head hunting Korean Viking with a penchant for goats/sheep, that is a more captivating and original lore than anything Hollywood has drummed up for the last decade. Granted as a cryptozoologist, I have been tracking the myth of Martin or "Tin Ram" as his anagram or appellation is known by. We have been in search of this elusive and ephemeral creature know as "Martin" for thousands of years. He has popped up in the folklore all over the world such as the "lamer de cabra" poorly translated as (Chupacabra) in espania and the "Caprinae pedes" in the states touted as (Bigfoot.) Unfortunately locals have translated and spun his mythology into confusing legends; Even Dracula, Elizabeth Báthory, Alexander III of Macedon, and Genghis Khanis are all a spin on his mythos. In Australia he is know as the Thylacoleo or "Drop Bear." Granted he is the most cosmopolitan man in the world and commercials have made jest of his exploits, commercializing on his achievements to sell Dos Equis beer.
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Originally posted by ArdentAngler ArdentAngler wrote:

Nicho- you are having too much fun with this. I have no words, only weezing laughter.

As for the Korean aspect, in the early 2000's I worked with a guy who had a screw lose to say the least....This guy kept calling me and everyone else Chinese Irish. Long story short it stuck with me, the sheer novelty and contrasting differences in wording was madness to the senses. Personally I cannot fathom a more vexing accent of someone who blends Korean and Scottish. Poles apart from anything orthodox to the mind. Ye Gods what would that sound like?

As for Martin the immortal head hunting Korean Viking with a penchant for goats/sheep, that is a more captivating and original lore than anything Hollywood has drummed up for the last decade. Granted as a cryptozoologist, I have been tracking the myth of Martin or "Tin Ram" as his anagram or appellation is known by. We have been in search of this elusive and ephemeral creature know as "Martin" for thousands of years. He has popped up in the folklore all over the world such as the "lamer de cabra" poorly translated as (Chupacabra) in espania and the "Caprinae pedes" in the states touted as (Bigfoot.) Unfortunately locals have translated and spun his mythology into confusing legends; Even Dracula, Elizabeth Báthory, Alexander III of Macedon, and Genghis Khanis are all a spin on his mythos. In Australia he is know as the Thylacoleo or "Drop Bear." Granted he is the most cosmopolitan man in the world and commercials have made jest of his exploits, commercializing on his achievements to sell Dos Equis beer.
i find all this fascinating, Nicho's historical tales of Horrorhead and now your enlightenening and also fascinating insight into the phenomenom that is "Martin"!ClapClapClapClapGeekShockedBig smileBig smileBig smileBig smile
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This could be a post of mammoth proportionsLOL

Oh and Chris..that's a very nice lure by the way
Your carving is very impressive.Thumbs Up
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Chris ask Nicho about the "Martin Söze" account, it is one of his favorites as the Horrorhead archivist.

Granted another thing Hollywood ripped off; don't even get me started on how they changed the theme of "The Goat Whisperer." Martin still won't speak to Sam Neill over it.

By the bye any thoughts on printing out this Viking lore and framing it with this stunner?
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Originally posted by ArdentAngler ArdentAngler wrote:

Chris ask Nicho about the "Martin Söze" account, it is one of his favorites as the Horrorhead archivist.

Granted another thing Hollywood ripped off; don't even get me started on how they changed the theme of "The Goat Whisperer." Martin still won't speak to Sam Neill over it.

By the bye any thoughts on printing out this Viking lore and framing it with this stunner?
Ha ha!,yes it appears to be so much more than just a lureLOL
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Originally posted by Nicho Nicho wrote:

This could be a post of mammoth proportionsLOL

Oh and Chris..that's a very nice lure by the way
Your carving is very impressive.Thumbs Up
i think the lure itself is a minor detail here,so much creativity mate well done to you Charles and indeed the star MartinLOLClap
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Chris- I feel bad. Here you are humbly presenting the community with the latest creation only to have a major digression into illicit animal husbandry, and wanton knowledge of a man who stares at goats. You pierced the fourth wall there mate. So how does it feel to be the real life Gipetto?

Certainly a memorable post Nicho, can't wait to see how far this spirals into the bowels of zany fiction, or non fiction?

Where is Tin Ram??? Martin, you best show up or I am giving your lures to that covetous Mallard. Perhaps he is in Borneo snorkeling for chinchillas again?
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Hey I’m here. Just. It as often as where I’m holed up with this C19 thing has very poor mobile/ internet reception so I only visit the site every few days. Easier on this site with a laptop the. My phone and the Dell gets a very very weak signal.

Between ArdentAngler and Nicho I’m learning some new family history ??????

My bad Mr Fugly, I thought the Sinclair’s were also Picts.


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Originally posted by ArdentAngler ArdentAngler wrote:

Chris- I feel bad. Here you are humbly presenting the community with the latest creation only to have a major digression into illicit animal husbandry, and wanton knowledge of a man who stares at goats. You pierced the fourth wall there mate. So how does it feel to be the real life Gipetto?

Certainly a memorable post Nicho, can't wait to see how far this spirals into the bowels of zany fiction, or non fiction?

Where is Tin Ram??? Martin, you best show up or I am giving your lures to that covetous Mallard. Perhaps he is in Borneo snorkeling for chinchillas again?
ha ha ha!,well said mate,where is our Mr Ducks?.

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hopefully will be finishing the Viking lure todaySmile.I may have to do a Scottish one now

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Personally im looking forward to seeing a KOREAN LURE.
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Don't worry - I'm right here. Been trying to stay out of this one LOL

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Tin Ram- Hang in there, this will fizzle out at some point and life will go back to some sense of normalcy...I hope.

We all know why you stepped away for a few days the picture says it all. That loud neighbor big betty baloo had to cry wolf again and call the cops on your nephew. Evidently using the neighborhood cars as a jungle gym, and purportedly eating “grass and weeds" is enough to warrant a ride to the station? Hope you told em, if the goat does not fit you must acquit!



Chris- A Korean Irish lure would be most apropos. Don't ask me how to pull that off.
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ha ha!thats gold!
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Chris- A Korean Irish lure would be most apropos. Don't ask me how to pull that off.
recon i could do it,just dont want to offend any Koreans,Irishmen or Korean Irishmen in the processLOLWink
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Chris- a caveat emptor, not trying to steal your thunder mate, lord knows your works got more boom then men at works (down under). Example is this thread; your lures have broken the fourth wall and taken life in ways unimagined. A bit jealous of that, we all know you planned it out well in advance.

As for the touchy subjects I say go for it mate, we need rebels like you more than ever. Completely aware that the rate at which people are offended is at a ludicrous high. Playing it safe only feeds their monkey, that ba$tard has now become a chunky monkey with type 7 diabetes from all the freebies…catastrophic heart failure will soon ensue at this rate.
Personally I’ll stick with my Hunter S Thompson upbringing and stir the pot occasionally so it never gets stagnant. I’m a bit oblivious to social norms, and a wee bit strange for most folk. Now to that caveat emptor! I recommend, but caution that following ideations as they can be disastrous if executed poorly, or without a quixotic passion for the bohemian modus vivendi. Don’t know what you call it, some tell me I have charisma, I have no idea what that means but it seems to always work out?

Exempli Grati; My prior employers speak exceptionally highly of me, specifically one who I am great friends with today. Now you’re thinking, ok, what’s your point?

My point is this bugger sabotaged my coffee! Also I unfortunately have legends and stories that follow me wherever I go. Wish I could say there was hyperbole garnishments.

Anyways My boss; This bugger put plastic spiders, raw and cooked gnocchi, olive earl, hot sauce, salt, a royal ton of sugar, vinegar, asparagus, wine, artificial sweetened flavors, napkins, potatoes, pens, get well cards....bloody hell anything in a grabbing vicinity. Mind you all of these were separate accounts.



Imagine your boss getting pulled over and asked that staple question “Do you know why I pulled you over?
Cocoa: No
Officer: are you aware of the bananas all over your car?
Cocoa: I am now
Officer: have a good day, drive safe



Actually asked my boss if he had any photos of those times, these are what he sent me.

You may be wondering why “cocoa” good question. I nicknamed him this as he was going gray, like a silver back gorilla. To the point where employees of a certain fortune 500 company adopted this cute cognomen and it stuck.

In short, because this is rather long, people who are eccentric and do wacky things aren’t subjected to the same standard. Just like you Chris, a free pass to be creative and grossly unconventional. You don’t have to take a blow torch to the door handle of the bathroom like me, but perhaps you should?
Though when you get pulled over, don’t roll the window down and wave your hand and saying “these aren’t the droids you are seeking.” That worked one time…guess he was a star wars fan?

Anyways, please make that ruddy lure!
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