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Nicho
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If it gave you a smile Chris then Im happy! |
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Nicho
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[QUOTE=Nicho] I can see Martin Horror head now, standing at the front of his Viking vessel,
stroking the hand carved fugly lure that adorned the bow of his majestic ship as they entered the bay to Britain. His sword raised above his head, he ordered his fellow Pagens to row, and row hard to shore. The battle of Hastings may of just ended! but rumour had it that the new KING, "William the Conqueror" had a large collection of lures stashed in an unguarded Monestry which had now come into site through the thick mist. Horror head was frothing at the mouth with anticipation. There may be more "FUGLYS" in there than any man has laid eyes on! he claimed. ROW men ROW! he screamed in a chilling almost delirious voice, his big hand stroking the figurehead of the now fast moving vessel. to be continued. His army of men watched in disbelief, as Marty feverishly polished his figurehead! Would this be just another anti climax!? they wondered? In the distance, the sheppards could be seen, frantically rounding up their flocks. The BAAHS came echoing back from the cliffs, as the goats noisily huddled together in large groups their sphincters tightly clenched. The Pagens rowed harder than ever before in anticipation of the spoils to be had The vessel hit shore with great momentum, Horrorhead was catapulted from the bow of his boat with such force, that he broke his figurehead in 3 places! at first there was complete silence, then A loud sigh of relief was heard coming from the direction of the goats. to be continued |
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BEER IS PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!!!
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ArdentAngler
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Nicho- you made my evening reading that. Well done sir, cannot wait to read the next passage in this horror show. It truly conjures up a phantasmagoria of Viking lore and immerses you in that world. One could vividly imagine the feverish look upon his countenance when the lure shattered!
As for the sheep well..that old Viking adage "the land of the Vikings, where the men are men and the goats be scared." |
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Nicho
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Nichos Maulers Homemade timber lures....THEY CATCH FISH!
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brendan t
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good looking lure
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p.j.
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Coming from the part off the world where the Vikings lived
WHAT CAN I SAY
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P.J. LURES
SO SMOKING HOT EVEN CUSTOM DOGS LIKE THEM |
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horrorhead
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Bha ha ha ha.
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Martin-
you don't havta be pretty to fish |
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Nicho
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Nichos Maulers Homemade timber lures....THEY CATCH FISH!
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Nicho
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not much really |
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puglee62
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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ArdentAngler
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Chris- Korean Irish to be exact
I think the film and show Highlander was based on Martin's life as well? |
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horrorhead
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I'm not that old. But Chris and myself are descendants of the Picts (highlanders) - McDonalds. But my once red beard does indicate an ancestorial dalliance with a Norseman. |
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Martin-
you don't havta be pretty to fish |
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puglee62
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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puglee62
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bit more done on My Norseman he's seen some battle
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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puglee62
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terrible photo's sorry!
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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ArdentAngler
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Martin- I thought Sean Connery's portrayal of you was great, and Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez was only 2,437 years old in the film? Sheesh, you make him sound ancient, haha...and what about the Korean dalliance???
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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Nicho
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Nichos Maulers Homemade timber lures....THEY CATCH FISH!
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ArdentAngler
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Nicho- you are having too much fun with this. I have no words, only weezing laughter.
As for the Korean aspect, in the early 2000's I worked with a guy who had a screw lose to say the least....This guy kept calling me and everyone else Chinese Irish. Long story short it stuck with me, the sheer novelty and contrasting differences in wording was madness to the senses. Personally I cannot fathom a more vexing accent of someone who blends Korean and Scottish. Poles apart from anything orthodox to the mind. Ye Gods what would that sound like? As for Martin the immortal head hunting Korean Viking with a penchant for goats/sheep, that is a more captivating and original lore than anything Hollywood has drummed up for the last decade. Granted as a cryptozoologist, I have been tracking the myth of Martin or "Tin Ram" as his anagram or appellation is known by. We have been in search of this elusive and ephemeral creature know as "Martin" for thousands of years. He has popped up in the folklore all over the world such as the "lamer de cabra" poorly translated as (Chupacabra) in espania and the "Caprinae pedes" in the states touted as (Bigfoot.) Unfortunately locals have translated and spun his mythology into confusing legends; Even Dracula, Elizabeth Báthory, Alexander III of Macedon, and Genghis Khanis are all a spin on his mythos. In Australia he is know as the Thylacoleo or "Drop Bear." Granted he is the most cosmopolitan man in the world and commercials have made jest of his exploits, commercializing on his achievements to sell Dos Equis beer. |
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puglee62
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that's no how ye make porridge!
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Nicho
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This could be a post of mammoth proportions
Oh and Chris..that's a very nice lure by the way Your carving is very impressive.
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ArdentAngler
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Chris ask Nicho about the "Martin Söze" account, it is one of his favorites as the Horrorhead archivist.
Granted another thing Hollywood ripped off; don't even get me started on how they changed the theme of "The Goat Whisperer." Martin still won't speak to Sam Neill over it. By the bye any thoughts on printing out this Viking lore and framing it with this stunner? |
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ArdentAngler
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Chris- I feel bad. Here you are humbly presenting the community with the latest creation only to have a major digression into illicit animal husbandry, and wanton knowledge of a man who stares at goats. You pierced the fourth wall there mate. So how does it feel to be the real life Gipetto?
Certainly a memorable post Nicho, can't wait to see how far this spirals into the bowels of zany fiction, or non fiction? Where is Tin Ram??? Martin, you best show up or I am giving your lures to that covetous Mallard. Perhaps he is in Borneo snorkeling for chinchillas again? |
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horrorhead
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Hey I’m here. Just. It as often as where I’m holed up with this C19 thing has very poor mobile/ internet reception so I only visit the site every few days. Easier on this site with a laptop the. My phone and the Dell gets a very very weak signal.
Between ArdentAngler and Nicho I’m learning some new family history ?????? My bad Mr Fugly, I thought the Sinclair’s were also Picts. |
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Martin-
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puglee62
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puglee62
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hopefully will be finishing the Viking lure today.I may have to do a Scottish one now
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Nicho
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Personally im looking forward to seeing a KOREAN LURE.
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Don't worry - I'm right here. Been trying to stay out of this one
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ArdentAngler
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Tin Ram- Hang in there, this will fizzle out at some point and life will go back to some sense of normalcy...I hope.
We all know why you stepped away for a few days the picture says it all. That loud neighbor big betty baloo had to cry wolf again and call the cops on your nephew. Evidently using the neighborhood cars as a jungle gym, and purportedly eating “grass and weeds" is enough to warrant a ride to the station? Hope you told em, if the goat does not fit you must acquit! Chris- A Korean Irish lure would be most apropos. Don't ask me how to pull that off. |
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puglee62
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ha ha!thats gold!
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ArdentAngler
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Chris- a caveat emptor, not trying to steal your thunder mate, lord knows your works got more boom then men at works (down under). Example is this thread; your lures have broken the fourth wall and taken life in ways unimagined. A bit jealous of that, we all know you planned it out well in advance.
As for the touchy subjects I say go for it mate, we need rebels like you more than ever. Completely aware that the rate at which people are offended is at a ludicrous high. Playing it safe only feeds their monkey, that ba$tard has now become a chunky monkey with type 7 diabetes from all the freebies…catastrophic heart failure will soon ensue at this rate. Personally I’ll stick with my Hunter S Thompson upbringing and stir the pot occasionally so it never gets stagnant. I’m a bit oblivious to social norms, and a wee bit strange for most folk. Now to that caveat emptor! I recommend, but caution that following ideations as they can be disastrous if executed poorly, or without a quixotic passion for the bohemian modus vivendi. Don’t know what you call it, some tell me I have charisma, I have no idea what that means but it seems to always work out? Exempli Grati; My prior employers speak exceptionally highly of me, specifically one who I am great friends with today. Now you’re thinking, ok, what’s your point? My point is this bugger sabotaged my coffee! Also I unfortunately have legends and stories that follow me wherever I go. Wish I could say there was hyperbole garnishments. Anyways My boss; This bugger put plastic spiders, raw and cooked gnocchi, olive earl, hot sauce, salt, a royal ton of sugar, vinegar, asparagus, wine, artificial sweetened flavors, napkins, potatoes, pens, get well cards....bloody hell anything in a grabbing vicinity. Mind you all of these were separate accounts. Imagine your boss getting pulled over and asked that staple question “Do you know why I pulled you over? Cocoa: No Officer: are you aware of the bananas all over your car? Cocoa: I am now Officer: have a good day, drive safe Actually asked my boss if he had any photos of those times, these are what he sent me. You may be wondering why “cocoa” good question. I nicknamed him this as he was going gray, like a silver back gorilla. To the point where employees of a certain fortune 500 company adopted this cute cognomen and it stuck. In short, because this is rather long, people who are eccentric and do wacky things aren’t subjected to the same standard. Just like you Chris, a free pass to be creative and grossly unconventional. You don’t have to take a blow torch to the door handle of the bathroom like me, but perhaps you should? Though when you get pulled over, don’t roll the window down and wave your hand and saying “these aren’t the droids you are seeking.” That worked one time…guess he was a star wars fan? Anyways, please make that ruddy lure! |
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